So, I made a pit stop at Sheetz on my way back from the beach this week, and picked up the Penguins Stanley Cup Champion issue of Sports Illustrated. A very good read all in all, albeit mostly what I would expect to get from SI. Finally, I turned to the back cover, and found this gem of an ad for State Farm:
Congratulations Penguins!

I’m pretty sure Marian Hossa won’t be buying State Farm insurance any time soon.