99 Life Size Whale Problems

Thank you Lauren, for showing me that the internet is for the following amazing things:

1. A life size whale, on the internet!

2. if (in_array("girl_problems", $son)) { 
   
   $feel_bad = true;
   
    } 
   
   $jay_z = array("problems" => 99, "bitches" => 0);

I will now commence with moving all of my shit into your head.